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@iwearaonesie: wife: Feeling better?
me: Yeah
wife: Kind of overreacted to a cold didn't you?
[flashback to me calling the Make-A-Wish Foundation]
me: No

wife: Feeling better?
me: Yeah
wife: Kind of overreacted to a cold didn’t you?
[flashback to me calling the Make-A-Wish Foundation]
me: No

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