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@Mr_Kapowski: Wife: *from inside the closet* “Should I wear my mink coat?”

Me: *adjusting cuff links and cummerbund in the mirror*
“Jesus Christ, honey. We’re going to Target, not Walmart. Of course wear the mink”

Wife: *from inside the closet* “Should I wear my mink coat?”

Me: *adjusting cuff links and cummerbund in the mirror* 
“Jesus Christ, honey. We’re going to Target, not Walmart. Of course wear the mink”

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