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@notacroc: WIFE: get down here!
ME: *from telephone wire* I'm with my friends
WIFE: why are u wearing fake wings?
ME: *to bird next to me* they're real

WIFE: get down here!
ME: *from telephone wire* I’m with my friends
WIFE: why are u wearing fake wings?
ME: *to bird next to me* they’re real

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