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@TheMichaelRock: *wife gives me a big hug before I leave for work*

I love you too, babe!

[later]

Where's my credit card? Son of a..

*wife gives me a big hug before I leave for work*

I love you too, babe!

[later]

Where’s my credit card? Son of a..

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