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@TheCatWhisprer: *wife grabs my wrist as I go overboard*
Her: You're... slipping...
Me: Pretend I'm the covers.
*she easily pulls me to safety with one arm*

*wife grabs my wrist as I go overboard*
Her: You’re… slipping…
Me: Pretend I’m the covers.
*she easily pulls me to safety with one arm*

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