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@onion_an: Wife: He keeps his friend close so he doesn't lose him

Therapist: Not a bad thing

Me [yawns and a bee flies from my mouth]: Come back Alan

Wife: He keeps his friend close so he doesn’t lose him

Therapist: Not a bad thing

Me [yawns and a bee flies from my mouth]: Come back Alan

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