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@KeetPotato: wife: "he never reacts appropriately, just tell him"
doctor: "ok, keith we had to remove both your legs"
me: "where will i keep my car keys"

wife: “he never reacts appropriately, just tell him”
doctor: “ok, keith we had to remove both your legs”
me: “where will i keep my car keys”

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