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@EndhooS: Wife: He's always rewriting the past..

Therapist: is this true?

Me: [doesn't hear because I'm typing 'Shrek killed Hitler' into Wikipedia]

Wife: He’s always rewriting the past..

Therapist: is this true?

Me: [doesn’t hear because I’m typing ‘Shrek killed Hitler’ into Wikipedia]

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