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@QwertyJones3: Wife: He's your son!

Me: So you say! But I don't...

*Kid dances across the room to the Benny Hill theme song*

Me: ...ok fine he's my son.

Wife: He’s your son!

Me: So you say! But I don’t…

*Kid dances across the room to the Benny Hill theme song*

Me: …ok fine he’s my son.

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