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@MrYeager2: Wife: hey take me out tonight.

Me: can it wait till tomorrow?

Wife: why?

Me: because tonight's not garbage night, tomorrow is

Wife: hey take me out tonight.

Me: can it wait till tomorrow?

Wife: why?

Me: because tonight’s not garbage night, tomorrow is

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