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@T_N_Crumpets: Wife holding bank statement: What's this payment?
Me: we're sponsoring a panda!
W: so is this monthly?
M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Wife holding bank statement: What’s this payment?
Me: we’re sponsoring a panda!
W: so is this monthly?
M: No, it’s just for the one skydive

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