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@MikeMcNeil_: wife: "HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"

me: "DUNNO," I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter.

wife: “HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?”

me: “DUNNO,” I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter.

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