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@stephenjmolloy: Wife: "How did your first day as a lifeguard go?"

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Wife: “How did your first day as a lifeguard go?”

Me: “Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me.”

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