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@ArfMeasures: Wife: How is he?

Doctor: To be honest, he's like a fish out of water

Wife: He's in unfamiliar surroundings?

Doctor *pushes glasses up nose* he's dead

Wife: How is he?

Doctor: To be honest, he’s like a fish out of water

Wife: He’s in unfamiliar surroundings?

Doctor *pushes glasses up nose* he’s dead

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