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@TheRealNickKay: WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday
ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday

WIFE: I can’t believe you ruined my birthday yesterday
ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn’t even know it was your birthday

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