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@ItsAndyRyan: WIFE: I can't believe you slept with my twin thinking it was me
ME: Cut me some slack – he was wearing your perfume

WIFE: I can’t believe you slept with my twin thinking it was me
ME: Cut me some slack – he was wearing your perfume

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