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@_knuck_: *wife & I finally look up from our phones after 9 months*

"Have you had the kid yet?"
-No
"Well, I'm level 77 on candy crush."

*wife & I finally look up from our phones after 9 months*

“Have you had the kid yet?”
-No
“Well, I’m level 77 on candy crush.”

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