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@DadZZZasleep: Wife: I just vacuumed so don't make a mess

Daughter: Yeah, don't make a mess dad

Me: I'm not the one she was *drops sandwich* dammit

Wife: I just vacuumed so don’t make a mess

Daughter: Yeah, don’t make a mess dad

Me: I’m not the one she was *drops sandwich* dammit

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