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@Home_Halfway: WIFE: I love you
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Actually it's just emotional comfort after years of being toget-
WIFE: *packing* I'll be at my mothers

WIFE: I love you
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Actually it’s just emotional comfort after years of being toget-
WIFE: *packing* I’ll be at my mothers

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