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@pleatedjeans: Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor
Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE

Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor
Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny’s Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE

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