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@AbrasiveGhost: WIFE: I think he's in a midlife crisis

"Why, did he buy a new car?"

WIFE: not yet

[I pull up on a sleigh pulled by roughly 1000 raccoons]

WIFE: I think he’s in a midlife crisis

“Why, did he buy a new car?”

WIFE: not yet

[I pull up on a sleigh pulled by roughly 1000 raccoons]

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