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@ShortSleeveSuit: WIFE: i want to get to the mall early to beat the crowd

ME: but if we wait *grabbing baseball bat* there'll be more of them

WIFE: i want to get to the mall early to beat the crowd 

ME: but if we wait *grabbing baseball bat* there’ll be more of them

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