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@iwearaonesie: wife: I was saving that
me [eating bacon] It expires today
*wife checks package*
*sees I crossed out the date and wrote "today"*

wife: I was saving that
me [eating bacon] It expires today
*wife checks package*
*sees I crossed out the date and wrote “today”*

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