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@Reverend_Scott: Wife: "If I died, would you remarry?"

Me: "Yup."

Wife: "And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??"

Me: "No silly! She's left handed."

Wife: “If I died, would you remarry?”

Me: “Yup.”

Wife: “And you’d even let her use my golf clubs??”

Me: “No silly! She’s left handed.”

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