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@TheMichaelRock: Wife: I'll just have a salad.

Waiter: and for you, sir?

Me: I'll be giving her half of my food.

Wife: I’ll just have a salad.

Waiter: and for you, sir?

Me: I’ll be giving her half of my food.

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