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@wife3kidsnodogs: Wife: I'm hungry!
Me: I'll order pizza
Wife: YOU THINK I'M FAT!
Me: *whispering* Has it been 28 days already?
Wife: WHAT?!
Me: what what??

Wife: I’m hungry!
Me: I’ll order pizza
Wife: YOU THINK I’M FAT!
Me: *whispering* Has it been 28 days already?
Wife: WHAT?!
Me: what what??

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