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@KeetPotato: wife: "im sorry, he has to try everything before he buys it"
store owner: "it's okay"
me: [lying in a coffin] "the first one was better"

wife: “im sorry, he has to try everything before he buys it”
store owner: “it’s okay”
me: [lying in a coffin] “the first one was better”

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