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@dafloydsta: WIFE: I'm tired of you living in a fantasy world
ME: *imagining she's Kate Upton* You always say that, Kate
WIFE: Who is Kate? WHO IS KATE?

WIFE: I’m tired of you living in a fantasy world
ME: *imagining she’s Kate Upton* You always say that, Kate
WIFE: Who is Kate? WHO IS KATE?

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