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@ArfMeasures: WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP

MIDWIFE: The baby's

WIFE: NO, THE NOISE

ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?

WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP

MIDWIFE: The baby’s

WIFE: NO, THE NOISE

ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?

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