@Fredzipfel: Wife is painting the upstairs bedrooms. It's not in my nature to sit still while she slaves away so I went up and complained about the color
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@Parkerlawyer: Had a trial where I awkwardly held my briefcase the entire time then finally put it down at the end. Judge, "Don't." Me, "I rest my case."
@bobvulfov: *couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now