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@murrman5: wife: it looks too tight
me: it's fine, let's just go
[ten minutes later paramedics have to cut my turtleneck off after I pass out]

wife: it looks too tight
me: it’s fine, let’s just go
[ten minutes later paramedics have to cut my turtleneck off after I pass out]

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