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@UncleDuke1969: Wife: It's date night!
Me: So, a movie, and... You still have that school uniform?
W: Yes. *winks*
M: Maybe you can get a student discount.

Wife: It’s date night!
Me: So, a movie, and… You still have that school uniform?
W: Yes. *winks*
M: Maybe you can get a student discount.

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