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@murrman5: wife: its ruining date night
me: its ruining date night because you're letting it ruin date night
hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner

wife: its ruining date night
me: its ruining date night because you’re letting it ruin date night
hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner

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