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@UncleDuke1969: Wife: It's time for a vacation.
Me: Where do YOU want to go?
Wife: Hmm... Maybe the Bahamas?
Me: Great idea! And, I'LL go camping upstate!

Wife: It’s time for a vacation.
Me: Where do YOU want to go?
Wife: Hmm…  Maybe the Bahamas?
Me: Great idea! And, I’LL go camping upstate!

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