@DouchyDocLove: Wife just changed her Facebook status to "It's complicated." Better go see what she wants.
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@slimmy_shady: Me: "Get me a newspaper."Friend: "Don't be silly. Here. Borrow my iPad." Poor spider never knew what hit it.
@erikbransteen: Melania Trump doesn’t want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way.
@KaliciaBo: "You are cute like a dog, Momma!" My daughter is very sweet but we must work on her ability to compliment.