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@superdadatron: Wife leaves: Ok.
Wifi leaves: NOOOOOOOOOO. I can change!
@Eightinchgoat: I wonder which lie came first: "Oops, wrong hole!" or "That's never happened before!"?
@ditchkelly: I thought my name was "Stop encouraging her" until I was 11.
@NotthatAdamWest: Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's engagement proves that not only is love blind, it's also deaf.
@IamEnidColeslaw: when the ice cream man drives down my street I walk alongside him screaming TAKE ME WITH YOU I WILL BEAR YOU MANY STRONG SONS
@AlottaInfo: Take revenge, crap on a pigeon.