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@david8hughes: [wife leaving for the weekend]
"Baby formula is in the cupbo--"
"I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad's funeral."

[wife leaving for the weekend]
“Baby formula is in the cupbo–”
“I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad’s funeral.”

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