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@TheBeerGuy73: Wife: Let's get my mom a special gift; one that will make her lose her mind!

Me: How about a guillotine?

Wife:

Me: I'll be on the couch.

Wife: Let’s get my mom a special gift; one that will make her lose her mind!

Me: How about a guillotine?

Wife:

Me: I’ll be on the couch.

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