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@iGreenMonk: Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

Me: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.

Me: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

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