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@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: Let's go outside.

3-year-old: No! The deer will eat me.

Wife: Deer don't eat people

3: The zombie ones do

Wife: Get your dad. Now.

Wife: Let’s go outside.

3-year-old: No! The deer will eat me.

Wife: Deer don’t eat people

3: The zombie ones do

Wife: Get your dad. Now.

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