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@PorkUrPine: WIFE: look at that couple. He kisses his girl every time he sees her. Why can't you do that
ME: I'd love to but I don't know her well enough

WIFE: look at that couple. He kisses his girl every time he sees her. Why can’t you do that
ME: I’d love to but I don’t know her well enough

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