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@AristotlesNZ: Wife: Maybe its time for "the talk"
Me: Ok. Son, cops can't bust you for the drugs you've done, just the drugs you have.
Her: Not that talk!

Wife: Maybe its time for “the talk”
Me: Ok. Son, cops can’t bust you for the drugs you’ve done, just the drugs you have.
Her: Not that talk!

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