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@AaronFullerton: Wife: Nothing you could say could convince me that cockroaches aren't the worst.
Me: Wall-E's friend was a cockroach.
Wife: Except that.

Wife: Nothing you could say could convince me that cockroaches aren’t the worst.
Me: Wall-E’s friend was a cockroach.
Wife: Except that.

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