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@daemonic3: WIFE: OMG how did grandma's ashes get knocked off the mantel?

ME: Actually I think it was-

*cat makes throat slice gesture*

-the wind

WIFE: OMG how did grandma’s ashes get knocked off the mantel? 

ME: Actually I think it was-

*cat makes throat slice gesture*

-the wind

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