@manwhohasitall: Wife online? Kids asleep? Time to relax & unwind with a damp cloth and a bottle of multi-surface cleaner. 'Me time'.
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@lilgapeach30: Siri just said I'm looking for love in all the wrong places so I'm tryin to figure out what happened to Siri and how my mom got in my phone.
@FeelingEuphoric: WAITERS: alright, what are we thinking for starters? ME: well, charmander is usually my go-to but squirtle is good as well
@hasht4g: If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.