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@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: Our daughter lied to me.

Me: What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Wife: Our daughter lied to me.

Me: What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It’s only for people who don’t have lawyers.

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