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@Brianhopecomedy: *wife phones*

"Hi!"

"Hi! Did you clean the house?"

"Uhh...YUP!"

"OK, I'm coming home. Need anything?"

"Yes, about 2 hours."

*wife phones*

“Hi!”

“Hi!  Did you clean the house?”

“Uhh…YUP!”

“OK, I’m coming home.  Need anything?”

“Yes, about 2 hours.”

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