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@Reverend_Scott: WIFE: Please stop.

ME: Stop what?

WIFE: Singing in the shower.

ME: What's the big deal?

WIFE: You're scaring everyone at Home Depot.

WIFE: Please stop.

ME: Stop what?

WIFE: Singing in the shower.

ME: What’s the big deal?

WIFE: You’re scaring everyone at Home Depot.

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