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@KeetPotato: wife: "remember when i said you were too friendly all the time?"
me: [making cup of tea] "no im not"
burglar: "two sugars please"

wife: “remember when i said you were too friendly all the time?”
me: [making cup of tea] “no im not”
burglar: “two sugars please”

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