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@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: Rock the baby.
Me: *plugs in amp*
@graceful_asfuck: *interrupts eulogy*
SOMEONE SAID THAT ALMOST WORD FOR WORD AT THE LAST FUNERAL
@StevenAmiri: Keep "Christ in "Christopher Lloyd" because without it, he'd be "Opher Lloyd" and that sounds like "overlord." Huh? I'll have a Sprite.
@faizziy: My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly.
@goodballs: If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh marry them.
@CheryeDavis: He died doing what he loved...failing to read my mind.